Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Epic Reunions

Now for some epic news: David Lee Roth is back with Van Halen and they will be touring this summer. Only downside...bassist Michael Anthony has been kicked out in favor of Eddie's fifteen-year old son Wolfgang. They'll still blow the roof off of any dump they play.

More superepic news: The Police who reunited for last Sunday's Grammys are going on tour. And they're coming to Dallas. You don't have to turn on the red light any more.

Word on the street is that Genesis may be getting back together as well. Is this the Land of Confusion or what?

Now with all this good news about monster 80's bands reuniting there is one piece of disturbing news. There are reports that Wham! is getting back together. I guess you have to take the bad with the good. If they truly want to torture the inmates at Gitmo and the Supermaxes then they should force the cons to listen to Wham! 24/7. That'll ruin 'em.