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Televangelist or Dental Product?
BY MIKE HARDING
1. Popoff
2. Orajel
3. Osteen
4. Duplantis
5. Elmex
6. Biotene
7. Paulk
8. Clinpro
9. Dr. Collins
10. Quiboloy
Televangelists: 1, 3, 4, 7, 10
Dental Products: 2, 5, 6, 8, 9
Televangelist or Dental Product?
BY MIKE HARDING
1. Popoff
2. Orajel
3. Osteen
4. Duplantis
5. Elmex
6. Biotene
7. Paulk
8. Clinpro
9. Dr. Collins
10. Quiboloy
Televangelists: 1, 3, 4, 7, 10
Dental Products: 2, 5, 6, 8, 9